- Welcome to hell. (welcoming their greenhorn, Jake, onboard) - Deckboss Edgar Hansen - Northwestern
- We don't like it when it's sunny. Turns us into cry babies. - deckhand Russ Bewberry - Time Bandit
- You're a f------g hottie with a naughty body, Pops. - (reacting to his Dad's clean-shaven face) - Deckhand Jake Harris - Cornelia Marie
| - On the Northwestern they blow up Deckhand Matt Bradley's foul weather gear from last season that had the prison stripes on it and called it blowing up his past.
- Greenhorn Nick Maurer of the Wizard tries eating some cod intestines for luck and ends up tossing them right back up.
- With the bad start to the season Captain Phil Harris is trying to change his luck by shaving his facial hair off.
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